Hissing as a Service

Whether on mobile or desktop, client side or server side, we can deliver the hiss. Anywhere you need, 24/7, 365

Deep Learning

We train our cutting edge machine learning models on thousands of hours of the highest quality hissing to be found in nature. Every hiss we generate is unique like a snowflake, tailored to your application needs

Channel Your Primal Hiss

Sometimes words are not sufficient to convey your meaning. In those moments, choose hissing

Award Winning Mobile App

5 stars in the App Store–integrate with Hiss Garden mobile so your users can drop a hiss wherever it’s needed!

24 Hour Support

Our hissing experts are available around the clock, from the geese on the day shift to the opossums at night!

Highly Available APIs

We deliver nine nines of uptime, meaning your service will never be without the hiss you need

Testimonials

You need more hissing in your life, but you don’t have to take our word for it! Here’s what our customers have to say.

  • Look, it’s hard to properly intimidate someone when you have to wear a mask all day. Hiss Garden’s iPhone app makes it easy for me to menace rude customers without harming my career as a vocalist for the Flash Mob Opera!

    Tosca Giacosa

    Barista, Cup of Doom

  • My life has been so much better since I hooked up my drone to Hiss Garden. The last time a man cat called me, my drone chased him hissing so ferociously that he fell into a duck pond! The Hiss Garden support really went above and beyond helping me tune the model for the most aggressive hissing.

    Jade Miller

    CEO, Don't Touch Me Drones

  • Slack can be such a flat communication channel–it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. Adding the Hiss Garden slackbot changed the remote work game! What better way to let your team know that they’re valued than escalating bot hisses when their standups are late? Great for team building!

    E. Scrooge

    Manager, MarleyTech

  • Innovation in social media has stagnated since algorithmic content curation and surveillance capitalism combined to form society destroying insanity weapons. We want to go back to a simpler time, back when the internet was more like screaming into the void and less like screaming at your cousin over Thanksgiving dinner. Hiss Garden’s flexible APIs allowed us to give our users the features they were begging for–making the Void hiss back.

    C. Thulu

    Founder, Void Social